Category: Showbiz / Celebrity
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Channel 5 Launch Rival To HBO Epic Named ‘Game Of Benefits’
Channel 5, the notorious British TV channel famed for expertly exploiting the working class, has decided to launch a fantasy epic based on a council estate in Mansfield called, ‘Game Of Benefits’. The show is centred around 5 families from North Nottinghamshire. The main theme of the show involves the families constantly bidding to control…
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Benedict Cumberbatch Quick To Assure Public All Posh People Are Racist
British star of TV & Film, Benedict Cumberbatch, recently managed to assure his ever growing fan-base that all posh people have a unique capacity to be abhorrently racist, should one find ones-self sufficiently out of ones depth. Benedict Cumberbatch was being interviewed on American TV network PBS when he decided to wind back the clock…
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Islamic State Enter Five 18 Year Olds Into 2015 X Factor
IS have entered five of their youngest members into the 2015 X Factor, with rumours suggesting that if they don’t make Louis Walsh’s limp old Irish dick strain under a perverted bout of rigor mortis, they will blow themselves up live on stage. IS have released a video showing the quintuplet performing in a derelict…
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Fat Celebs File Lawsuit Against iCloud Hackers
A number of grossly obese celebrities have filed a lawsuit against the iCloud hackers – who have leaked hundreds of attractive celebrities nude photos – after questioning why their accounts weren’t also hacked and accusing the hackers or being ‘fatists’ Hundreds of nude celebrity photos have been leaked over the last month from numerous iCloud…
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Pornstar’s ‘Right to be Forgotten’ Clears Almost Half of Google’s Index
A pornstar, whose name we can no longer mention, has exercised her ‘right to be forgotten’ as she looks to secure employ in a new career as a women’s rights activist. The pornstar, who we will call Tammy Tameson for the purpose of this article, is the latest person to exercise the right which came…