Hey there, it’s me, Poofy, I’m glad you’re here, I’ve got something that I need to get off my chest…

The ‘news’ articles that you are reading here at Newspoof, well, they may stretch the realms of truth from time to time. And when I say time to time, I mean all the time. And when I say all the time, I mean that is the reason I created this site, to create more b*llsh*t news and disseminate it to the farthest reaches.

See, I just think that the news is a lot more entertaining (and less morbidly depressing) this way. We’ve no intention of hurting anyone, but we just figure that most mainstream news outlets tend to stretch the truth (a lot) and never even bother to tell you about it. So we’re being open from the off here and telling you that we just want to make you smile, even if just for 5 seconds in a little bit of your day (we’re proper Poofy).

So in order to help us achieve that, I want to share with you one of the marvels of the internet, which, if you haven’t seen before, then please give yourself 2 minutes of time to watch it:

Oh yeah, and as this website contains some swear words and the occasional lashing of filth, you must be over 18 to read it.

Please enjoy the site and like, share, +1 or whatever other social media nonsense you can do these days…

Keith / Dakota / Zach x