In the wake of the news that a suspected IS affiliated gunman held hostages in a cafe in Sydney’s CBD, retail Giants Wal-Mart, Amazon & Target have all been quick …
US Gun Lobbyists Call For Ban On Toy Guns
Following the tragic shooting of a 12 year old boy in Cleveland, Eugene Lardbutt, President of G.O.N.A.D.S (Gun Owners of North America Demand Slaughter), has slammed the plastic toy gun …
UN Decides the Path to World Peace Requires More War
In light of increasing tension in the Middle East and Ukraine, the United Nations held an emergency summit yesterday at which they decided that world peace could only be attained …
George W Bush Declares Overthrowing Saddam was a ‘Whoopsie!’
Full-time oxygen thief George W. Bush has joked that the war in Iraq was “stupid now I think about it”. The retired two-term president spoke from his ranch in Texas …
Everyone ‘Must Pick a Side’ in Relation to the Gaza Conflict
Pro-Palestinian and Pro-Israeli supporters rallied together to lynch a group of people who refused to take sides in the Gaza conflict, unconfirmed sources have rumoured. One of the supporters stated, …