No longer can Donald Trump’s naming conventions for his seemingly never ending conveyor belt of offspring be allowed to flirt with the peripheries of subtlety and metaphor. Now that the …
General Election Succeeds In Exacerbating Truth That We All Fucking Hate Each Other
Shutterstock The results of today’s general election have put to rest two months of moronic banter which has done nothing but successfully uncover the deep-rooted abhorrence that is felt amongst …
US Gun Lobbyists Call For Ban On Toy Guns
Following the tragic shooting of a 12 year old boy in Cleveland, Eugene Lardbutt, President of G.O.N.A.D.S (Gun Owners of North America Demand Slaughter), has slammed the plastic toy gun …
Russell Brand’s Revolution Will Begin on a Tuesday, Sources Confirm
Sources behind Russell Brand’s revolution have confirmed that after much debate, the revolution will properly start on a Tuesday. The day was picked as it is likely be the “shittest …
BNP Leader Left Red-Faced as pet Bulldog Turns out to be French
Racist berk Nick Griffin has been ridiculed by hate-spewers all over England today, as it has been revealed his pet dog is in fact a ‘French’ bulldog. Griffin believed the …
President Obama Tells U.S Congress to ‘Sod Off’
After having every serious idea for change blocked in congress by Republicans, US President Barack Obama has officially told them all to “sod off”. A source close to the president …