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Pope To Resit Sunday School Exams After Claiming Jesus Would Have “Battered Some Fuckers”

Pope Francis Aggression

Pope Francis has been asked to return to Sunday School classes and resit a final examination test again after claiming that in the face of provocation one should respond with …

God Takes Sabbatical in Seychelles as Global Catastrophes Reach Boiling Point

God Takes Sabbatical

The Lord Almighty has taken sabbatical in the Seychelles in the face of a number of global catastrophes, which appear to be spiralling towards a grave end for all man-kind. …

Christians Report That ‘God Was About To Perform Miracle Before Human Intervention’

God About to Perform a Miracle

A new statement from the Christian church has announced that God was about to save that boy from getting hit by a car, before some mindless human bystander intervened. An …

God Floods UK & USA for Trying to Play God in Middle-East

Cows in a Bad Wind

A statement from the pearly gates indicates that God has been the cause of Hurricane Bertha, resulting in floods and heavy winds across much of the UK and USA. The …

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