Pope Francis has been asked to return to Sunday School classes and resit a final examination test again after claiming that in the face of provocation one should respond with …
God Takes Sabbatical in Seychelles as Global Catastrophes Reach Boiling Point
The Lord Almighty has taken sabbatical in the Seychelles in the face of a number of global catastrophes, which appear to be spiralling towards a grave end for all man-kind. …
Christians Report That ‘God Was About To Perform Miracle Before Human Intervention’
A new statement from the Christian church has announced that God was about to save that boy from getting hit by a car, before some mindless human bystander intervened. An …
God Floods UK & USA for Trying to Play God in Middle-East
A statement from the pearly gates indicates that God has been the cause of Hurricane Bertha, resulting in floods and heavy winds across much of the UK and USA. The …