Channel 5, the notorious British TV channel famed for expertly exploiting the working class, has decided to launch a fantasy epic based on a council estate in Mansfield called, ‘Game …
Benedict Cumberbatch Quick To Assure Public All Posh People Are Racist
British star of TV & Film, Benedict Cumberbatch, recently managed to assure his ever growing fan-base that all posh people have a unique capacity to be abhorrently racist, should one …
Islamic State Enter Five 18 Year Olds Into 2015 X Factor
IS have entered five of their youngest members into the 2015 X Factor, with rumours suggesting that if they don’t make Louis Walsh’s limp old Irish dick strain under a …
Fat Celebs File Lawsuit Against iCloud Hackers
A number of grossly obese celebrities have filed a lawsuit against the iCloud hackers – who have leaked hundreds of attractive celebrities nude photos – after questioning why their accounts …
Pornstar’s ‘Right to be Forgotten’ Clears Almost Half of Google’s Index
A pornstar, whose name we can no longer mention, has exercised her ‘right to be forgotten’ as she looks to secure employ in a new career as a women’s rights …