Conservatives To Continue To CAPITALIZE IMPORTANT POINTS On Social Media In 2018

THIS IS WHAT VALIDATES MY PRESENCE ONLINE. It worked in 2017 and by the grace of the lord it will probably work in 2018 too.

Zach Mindbender

Reporter / Mind Wizard at Newspoof
Zach Mindbender (prev. Johnson) was starting quarterback for his high school football team before an almost fatal accident changed the way he viewed the world, forever...

Zach changed his name, quit football and now travels the world seeking out spoof news and weak minded individuals in equal measure. A dangerous and disturbing man and quite possibly the most perfect epitome of a Newspoof stakeholder.
Zach Mindbender