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Bartender Surges in Social Media Popularity After Changing Bar Jobs

A 32 Year Old Man based in the crap end of Stoke Newington, North London has surged in popularity after moving bar jobs. The middle aged average bartender has switched …

People Arbitrarily Using “LOL” Probably Pedophiles, Warns Police

A monumental increase in the number of people arbitrarily using the word “LOL” online has prompted a stern warning from local Police authorities stating, “Watch out. They’re probably paedos.” Shocking …

Local Man Offers Homeless Person Look Of Sympathy In Lieu Of Cash

Homeless Man Gets Look of Smypathy

Whilst making his way to the barbers, local man Robert Gardener today resorted to offering a homeless person a look of fake and exaggerated sympathy in lieu of the cash he kindly requested. “I …

People Who Put “Obligatory” Photos on Facebook Don’t Know What “Obligatory” Means

Douchebag in Cafe

A sharp increase in the number of people putting “obligatory” photos on Facebook is likely due to poster not fully grasping the words meaning, a new report confirms. A huge …

Mental Health Foundation Reclassify Lunatic as Person Who Uses Facebook as Diary

Pot Head Lady

The Mental Health Foundation today reclassified their definition of the word ‘lunatic’ (the highest grade of mental) to encapsulate users of Facebook who seem to think the social platform is …

Ravers Quickly Learning To Avoid People Who’ve Never Experienced Sleep Paralysis

Balloons For a Tenner

Ravers the world over are noticing a common theme between people they don’t want to hang out with and people whom have never experienced sleep paralysis. This realisation could not have …

General Election Succeeds In Exacerbating Truth That We All Fucking Hate Each Other

Shutterstock The results of today’s general election have put to rest two months of moronic banter which has done nothing but successfully uncover the deep-rooted abhorrence that is felt amongst …

Woman Dies After Making Final Pointless Scroll Down Facebook News Feed

Miserable Woman's Final Facebook Scroll

A British woman sadly died today after making a fatally pointless scroll down her Facebook news feed. Early toxicology reports indicate that a combination of sheer boredom and self loathing …

Recently Separated Couple Talk To Friends Again For The First Time In 4 Years

Separated Couple

Long term couple and one time soul-mates, Bethany Fisher and Steve Traunton, ended a 4 year relationship at the weekend and immediately sought comfort in the form of the single …

‘Shitting Yourself’ Voted Literally The Worst Thing A Guy Can Do When Meeting New In-Laws

Man Shitting His Pants

In a recent nationwide survey by stillsingle.com, shitting yourself when meeting new in-laws was voted as the worst thing that could possibly happen in that situation. The survey provided 5 …

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