A national pedophile group has been labelled as ‘luddites’ by a major technology company after trialling their cloud solution for SMEs, only to revert back to their tried and tested …
Local Town Rejoices as Couple Reach Silver Anniversary without Infidelities
Around 200 people gathered at the local town hall in Lipsterton, Kent, where it is reported that a couple, Mr & Mrs Kenwright-Bailey, have reached their 25th wedding anniversary, without …
Internet Trolls are all Actually Just Bored City Bankers
According to a recent web analytics report from stealyourdata.com, the majority of internet trolls are actually just bored city bankers whose other leisure activities no longer interest them. “I used …
Festival Haters Look Forward to Buying up Big Event Tickets for 2015
A recent Ticketgeezer.com survey has found that the majority of people who snap up priceless early-bird festival tickets, for big events like Glastonbury and Bestival, are actually way more in …
Fat People Officially ‘Taking the Piss’
A new survey from the office of national surveys has ascertained the collective mentality of the nations fats, and that they are actually, ‘taking the piss’. “I’ve been taking the …