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European Football To Introduce ‘Penalty Or A Goal’ For 2015/2016 Season

Boys Playing Football

FIFA are going to introduce the tried and tested playground model of ‘penalty or a goal’ in time for the 2015/2016 season. This is amidst claims from Sepp Blatter that …

Ryder Cup Just a Fantastic Excuse for Inter-Continental “Wife Swapping Orgy”

Ryder Cup Wife Swapping Orgy Couples

The Ryder Cup has been nothing but a cloak for a biennial, inter-continental wife-swapping orgy according to ex-USA team member, Davis Love III. “The golf is nothing but a side …

Hodgson, Redknapp, Sven; FA Take ‘Facial Creases’ Very Seriously When Selecting England Manager

In a recent interview, the English Football Association has confirmed that the quantity, frequency and down-right absurdity of a candidates facial creases play a key factor when selecting England manager. …

Van Gaal Rues Missed Opportunity to Sign “Gazza”

Old Trafford

New Manchester United boss, Louis Van Gaal, has been ruing the lack of scouting ability and foresight within Man Utd after having recently missed out on the opportunity to sign …

Cliff Richard Actually Hates Tennis and Spends Wimbledon Staring at Ball Boys

Cliff

Overnight rumours have surfaced that geriatric bible enthusiast Cliff Richard actually hates tennis because of a harrowing experience he had as a child. Sources tell Newspoof that as a 5-year-old, …

‘Coolness’ was the Deciding Factor in Premier League Using Vanishing Spray this Season

Vanishing Spray Referee

The Premier League’s decision to use vanishing spray this season was influenced primarily by how ‘cool’ everyone thought it was at the World Cup. The Premier League has this season …

Celtic’s Perfectly Executed ‘Kansas City Shuffle’

Celtic Fans

Celtic have again been rewarded for a flawlessly executed tactic of misdirection which has seen their team edge closer to Champions League qualification. Legia Warsaw have been dumped out of the …

Tiger Woods Back Problems Definitely all Golf Related…

Back Injury, Lady...

Tiger Woods has a long history of back problems which are definitely all related to the high intense sport which is his profession. And nothing else… His latest injury setback has …

Mourinho ‘had’ to Re-sign Drogba to Obtain Key to Secret WAG Porn Stash

Chelsea WAG Porn Vault

Jose Mourinho ‘had’ to re-sign Didier Drogba for Chelsea, as apparently the 36 year old striker was the only one who knew the 4 digit PIN code to the secret WAG …

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